It's a mess. People think I have grace under pressure, but really, I just rock at lying about how I'm feeling. (I had great professors to learn from.) I can manage control of either my room or life, but not both at once. You should all be grateful that I choose life (hear that, folks? I am pro-life, now stop trying to convert me). I mean, I don't see you keeping your desk any better after snagging a job and finishing a 100-page thesis in the same week. Oh, that's right, I can't see you at all over this computer screen.
