Nail, Meet Coffin

Favorite new saying-

Vita K: Be there or be racist.

Favorite new question-

But do you have any friends? It works at the end of pretty much every statement. Just ask Band Man. Speaking of which, ran into Ellie today. I badly needed to talk to her. After Monday's lunchtime fun, I had to double check that I did not just blow things out of proportion. I needed her to check that what I think happened and what I think was said really did happen. And unfortunately, she checked out my story:

Ellie: Yeah, he did ask you that. And he did say that he knows you work really hard. It was pretty awkward. It really was.

Moi: We had concentrated so much on how embarassing you were toward the end, that I had forgotten about the awkward friend thing.

Ellie: No, yeah, he definitely asked you that. That was weird.

(Later, talking about finals)

Ellie: I've been looking at baby names.

Moi: Good for you?

Ellie: Well, they're Hebrew names. So they're biblical.

Moi: You're practically doing devos then, huh? It's like having your quiet time.

Ellie: It really is.

Favorite standard unit of measurement (SI Unit):

The kilogram.