Moi: I don't like being made to go to the bathroom.
Young Bo': Trust me. Your bowel will thank me for not rupturing later.
Moi: It should write you a note on monogrammed stationery. Too bad it's not literate.
Young Bo': I hope it's in cursive.
Moi: I just said it's not literate.
Young Bo': I can hope for the future, can't I?
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