The trouble with Lenny is that even though at any given moment, I can think up half a dozen things to mock her merciless for, she can do the same of me. Today I mentioned that we'd known each other for ten years...
Moi: I don't know if it's ten. It just seemed like a convenient number.
Lenny: Actually, it's eleven. We met in 1998.
Moi: What, is that exact date tattooed somewhere? Why do you know this so readily?
Lenny: Well, we met in math league.
Moi: I thought we agreed to never mention that in public.
Moi: I don't know if it's ten. It just seemed like a convenient number.
Lenny: Actually, it's eleven. We met in 1998.
Moi: What, is that exact date tattooed somewhere? Why do you know this so readily?
Lenny: Well, we met in math league.
Moi: I thought we agreed to never mention that in public.
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