I Believe I Can

Fruit flies have invaded our office. I had considered their presence irksome until I had a flash of brilliance: a fly swatting contest (because, as always, competition makes life more fun. competition makes life worth living). It started on Wednesday as a tally of fly fatalities between Jen, Young Bo' and me, but soon Mandy and Doc Query wanted in on the fun. And what would fun be without nicknames, like "Slap Happy," "Argh," and "the Clapper"? However, one distressing note in the midst of all this fun- I am down by two flies. Young Bo' is apparently a fly magnet and I have yet to even tie her in the competition. Not being in the lead is not sitting well with me. Somebody send me some flies.