Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Three Idling Thoughts

Dear Cyclists:
I don't want to hit you. Don't make it so hard for me not to.


Dear Aggressive Driver:
I don't mind that you go ahead of me. I do mind that you nearly kill me in the process. I don't know if anyone has told you lately, but I have a lot to live for.


Dear Radio:
For the love of God, no sudden noises. Especially car honking. It freaks the bejeebus out of me.



Sincerely,
I'd-Rather-Ride-A-Bike-But-I-Have-A-Feeling-I'd-Die-Even-Sooner-That-Way

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