Got another package of 8 cookies today and even though we split the cost, Jen let me take the credit and share the love.
Moi: Want a cookie? Look, you're not the last one!
Whitecastle: I've already told you. I want to be first.
Moi: But you're not last!
Whitecastle: Do you think I got to where I am today by not being last? I got here by being first.
Moi: You know, I considered it, but then thought I didn't want to give you the satisfaction. It'd be too easy.
Whitecastle: I could not give you the satisfaction of having a job.
Most people just say thank you...
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