Hodge Podge

So many things to say...

Killer Heels
My shoes are on a blood thirsty rampage. First they break Father's toe and earlier this morning, I tripped over one. instead of recovering, however, I fell down a few steps, twisted some things, and landed flat on the cold concrete. Thank the Lord for my youthful agility so that after a moment of groaning and writing, I was able to get on my feet without too much damage. My knee hurts real though. I'll be walking like a haemophiliac in winter for awhile.

Regarding Dusty
Sorry you weren't snob enough. I guess I'll put away the Lacoste jacket I bought you. I'm pretty sure you're end up somewhere better. (Not in rankings or academic caliber, of course, but you know, better in other things)
Also, People Who Are Not My Facebook Friends-- why are we not friends? I don't get it.
And finally, it's cute, Dusty, that you think you'll get the rumor lines started. If we've learned anything from the McWonder years, it's that no one is paying attention. Except kids who google Tom Severo. It appears that they're often misled here. Sorry, stalkers, I just mentioned him once! (BTW- I haven't seen the show since its premiere- is he still around, anyone?)

Regarding Lucy
How odd that you found 4 for $1 dumplings. Karina kept talking about how she knew of a guy who knew a place for 6 for $1 dumplings but did not lead us to any. You know, I don't think she's the best hostess in the world. We went to a little stall-like place with a few window seats and no workers who spoke English. Or Mandarin, for that matter.

Spring Chicken
I was in a restaurant on Sunday night that advertised its chicken special as handmade. Which made me want to check the kitchen and bear witness to the fleet of robots preparing everything else, like my salt and pepper tenderloin. Or bear witness how they crafted a chicken out of nothing but their own hands. Now, 2 days later, the forgetful dyslexic in me is wondering if it said homemade. I'm pretty sure not, but that'd be ridiculous as well. Though sometimes I do wish more restaurants would carry Chik Fil A products.

No Rinse Put Asunder
As the late great once said (bonus points for reading thus far, then more bonus for naming the great!), 2 is not big enough for 1. That's why they made 2. My 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner tells me that for best results, I should follow with conditioner. It makes me want to return half the bottle.

I swear I'll tell you my great NYC story and post my measly pictures later.