Dear Applicant:
Advanced French is not a language.
Sincerely,
Advanced Intellect
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Tonight at dinner, Father used American Idol in an analogy. I was talked about the unimpressive applications we were getting, and he said, "It's just like on American Idol last night, you can't just be good, because everyone is good. You have to be different to impress." Eat, drink, and be merry, folks. Father is citing American Idol. The world is coming to an end.
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