My mother, the minister-
Moi: Ma, I get off work early today.
Mother: That's great! Should we par-tay?
Moi: Partay?
Mother: Yeah, let's partay. Let's go out for drinks.
Moi: I don't want to drink with you. You can't handle your liquor.
Mother: Sure I can. I was just acting that last time. Come on, mother and daughter. It'll be your first time at a bar, right?
Moi: Of course it's not my first time.
Mother: No? So the truth comes out at last!
Moi: What truth, woman? I've told you so many stories set in bars.
Mother: But that was just beer, right? Beer doesn't count.
She ended up spending a quiet evening at home.
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