Swept Away

The 10-day weather forecast for Eddie Bert is as follows:

rain, rain, rain,

rain, rain,

rain, rain, rain,

rain, rain.

I am afraid to check the next ten days.

Although, this might shut the rooster next door up. Yeah, did I mention that? Somehow, in this very compact city, the neighbors two buildings down have managed quite a collection of chickens in their backyard. And a rooster crows every fifteen minutes when the sun is out. (So, that's fifteen minutes a day...) Funny thing is, if you look to the street, two doors down is a place called Dixy Chicken, a chain-store that sells fried chicken. Now, nobody really thinks those chickens make up Dixy Chicken, but it's still a mighty coincidence that there would be chickens in the front and chickens in the back, no?