Monday, November 26, 2012

If I Were a Rich Kid

Whenever Mother sees my Pumas, she tells me that I need a new pair of sneakers.  This has happened every time I have come home in the last year.

Mother: You need new shoes.

Moi: These are new.  I got them last year.

Mother: But they're so tattered.

Moi: That's intentional.  The fringes are supposed to be like that.

Mother You are too poor to be wearing intentionally tattered clothes.


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