I love a good goof who spins a good yarn.
(discussing his friend Kaiser)
Doc Nice: You know the Kaiser foundation? She's from that family.
Moi: Whoa. That's amazing. That's really important. Do you think she's related to the Kaisers of the roll?
Doc Nice: Probably. If you're going to start a health system, you need some seed money, and I bet that that's where it came from.
Moi: It makes perfect sense. If you feed people simple carbohydrates, they'll get sick and enter the health system.
Doc Nice: You know, isn't Kaiser German for king or something? I bet they're also related to that.
Moi: OK, now you're just stretching this too far. Let's not get carried away. They are not German kings.
Doc Nice: I'm sorry. You're right. I was just goofing off.
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