Picture Day

Last week, we sat around swapping awkward professor stories, and because I always win, and I attract awkwardity like lint, I had more stories than everyone else.  These used to be all fun and games, but now professor stories bring moments of introspection and anxiety.  Are we going to be like them?  Are we already like them?  What is it about professors that make them so socially unacceptable?  I don't know.  But Prof Papa sent me a picture of his daughter today.  I'm pretty sure that that's not normal.  I really do miss that man and his repetitive but perspective-altering lectures.