(we're all preparing to leave for the Christmas eve service, it's about 5:30pm and none of us has had anything to eat since lunch)
Father: So we're not having any dinner tonight?
Mother: Well, there's nothing to eat, so there's no supper.
Let me pause for a second so you can marvel at this clever, circular logic. I am recording this here to remind myself in the future of this get-out-of-cooking excuse when I become responsible for feeding other souls. If you don't cook dinner, there is no food to eat, and without food, dinner is moot.
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