I am sick this weekend and I am home home visiting the parents. They are having trouble grasping the concept of disease.
(I take two ibuprofen)
Mother: Is being home really that painful for you? Does being around us give you a headache?
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I haven't seen Greydon in years, and with our impending new grad schools and moves, I probably won't for awhile. That's OK for the both of us. But I do appreciate a friend I can belittle without consideration of feelings and all that other mumble jumbo.
Moi: Good luck, loser.
Greydon: I hope you never get better.
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