My school friends have been on a truth-telling crusade this week. I am not in favor of this.
(Last night, Lu listed a litany of shows that she watches and made me feel a lot better about being excited to see the Grammers split on cable TV)
Moi: Wait a minute, aren't these shows on on Friday nights? What are you doing-
Louise: Whoa, whoa. I know for a fact that you cannot judge.
Allison: You didn't come out for drinks last week so you could brine a chicken.
Moi: These are all true statements.
Moi: I don't understand how we're going to talk about this for 10 minutes. Our papers aren't even 10 pages.
Laura: But at this point in our schooling, aren't we all really good at BS'ing?
Moi: This is a true statement.
Moi: I'm heading off to a meeting. I'm very important.
Greg: You know, I've always said that about you. Very important.
That's the truest statement of them all.
(Last night, Lu listed a litany of shows that she watches and made me feel a lot better about being excited to see the Grammers split on cable TV)
Moi: Wait a minute, aren't these shows on on Friday nights? What are you doing-
Louise: Whoa, whoa. I know for a fact that you cannot judge.
Allison: You didn't come out for drinks last week so you could brine a chicken.
Moi: These are all true statements.
Moi: I don't understand how we're going to talk about this for 10 minutes. Our papers aren't even 10 pages.
Laura: But at this point in our schooling, aren't we all really good at BS'ing?
Moi: This is a true statement.
Moi: I'm heading off to a meeting. I'm very important.
Greg: You know, I've always said that about you. Very important.
That's the truest statement of them all.
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