Seems like everyone is trying to be quoted today, and I haven't even gotten to my uncomfortable bathroom story.
(This afternoon, I keep walking by Jen's desk to get to Whitecastle's office and turning back. By the third time, she strikes up conversation.)
Jen: How you doing?
Moi: I keep trying to stalk Whitecastle, but he keeps talking to people.
Jen: The nerve!
Moi: I know.
Jen: You'll have to get him alone to kill him, you know.
Moi: … (start seeing Jen in surprising new light)
PS. A delayed cyber five for everyone who got the title
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