Monday, May 18, 2009

Potty Training

Discussing some methods controversy at the division meeting today, Doc Vice shared that apparently, a grad student had scribbled something in the SPH bathroom regarding a stance that Doc Vice agreed with. Noticing that I was stifling laughter, Doc Binks turns to me.

Doc Binks: You know you just signed on for two years of this.

Doc Fisher: Going to be spending a lot of times in those bathrooms.

The Chief notices the murmurs and snickers.

Doc Chief: Well, this was in the men's room wall, right? Not the women's?

Doc Vice: I assume that he didn't go into the ladies' room to read this.

Moi: Shucks.

Doc Chief: So if you want to read it, you'll have to go to the men's room.

(great thinking-on-foot, if I say so myself)

No, it wasn't weird at all, or uncomfortable the entire time Doc Chief was explaining which bathroom I would have to go to for the next two years the latest contentions in epi methods. For the next two years, I'm only going to stick with toilets I know. And avoid drinking anything at school.

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