On the Eddie Bert Agenda

1. Mosque Curry.
Three pound fifty. Heaping plate. Mosque. Pigeons. Nothing better.

2. Arthur's Seat
I don't know why I subject myself to the climb each time. The wind was maddening.

3. Fried Snickers Bar.
We had to nix the fried pizza, but the walking into a chippy and getting a deep fried candy bar then eating its melted turd-looking goodness experience- that makes me happy every time.

PS. Turns out 'chippy' can also mean prostitute. Who knew?