Striking Twice

Thank you, Thesaurus Czar.

So yesterday, I'm in Baltimore and the School gives us bottles of "Vintage Spring Water"...

Moi: I'm not sure I trust a brand called Vintage Water.

Dave: That means it's old.

Moi: Yes, thank you, I got that.

Dave: It's historic water.

Moi: ...

Seriously? Also ridiculous: worn park benches all over the city declaring Baltimore as "the greatest city in America," how warm the place was compared to Boston, two food poisonings in two weeks, and having oh so delicious gelato. Perhaps the best gelato I have had anywhere...