Everyone always thinks I'm a great kid. Except for those who know me.
(repeating the "you were famous for your many good deeds" story)
Lisa: Oh, that's just not true!
Moi: That's what I said- wait, hey! What do you mean?
(later, Laura is telling a story)
Laura: Did you guys know XXX?
Zvi: Did he hate people? Because then she might know him.
Moi: Hey, people love me. I got YYY to smile at me. (YYY is the infamous dining hall card swiper nicknamed by some as 'b*tchface' because she always looked bored by your presence)
Zvi: But she only smiled because you were kicking puppies.
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