When I get ridiculous food cravings (i.e. when I don't want to work), I need someone with the good senses to set me straight. Young Bo' is not that person. She is what you would call an "enabler."
Moi: I want a bag of chips right now.
Young Bo': Oh, I'll split it with you.
Moi: And wings.
Young Bo': Chicken tenders.
Moi: No, ribs.
Young Bo': Chicken tenders with BBQ sause. From Thorne.
Moi: Popcorn chicken from Thorne.
(the next 4 minutes are spent discussing the merits of chicken tenders and popcorn chicken from Thorne)
Moi: Why do we do this to ourselves?
Young Bo': For the memories.
PS. I forget sometimes that not everyone went to the Bo'. Thorne is one of 2 dining halls at the Bo', and much preferred by people with good taste.
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