Yesterday, we put up on the RA white board a map of the office and red circles around who was sick as a sort of Division travel advisory, so people would know who to avoid. This did not sit well with Whitecastle, who found himself on the red list.
Whitecastle: This is offensive.
Moi: It's a public health measure.
Whitecastle: I'm not coughing on anyone. This isn't how the flu spreads. It's about droplet transmission. I should make you read about flu transmission.
Moi: It's for the good of the group.
Whitecastle: [Young Bo'], you're here, too. You should be upset.
Moi: Whose handwriting do you think that is?
With that, Whitecastle took the marker and proclaimed himself free of the flu. "Allergies" he explained, though no one is buying it. Office Christmas party tomorrow. Can't wait to pull out my sitar.
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