Christmas Hit List

Hello (non-Jewish) Jason. I've been waiting for you.

(That worked on two levels for me, but probably just one for everyone else. Or less.)

Today on the RA white board, we put down our Christmas wish list (presented here in its entirety):

• Good will toward me
• Barbie and the Diamond Castle Princess Liana Doll (Doc Fischer of Men: "If you want Barbie DVDs, I have more than I would care for." "What's on Barbie DVDs?" "Trust me, you don't want to know")
  
• The candy dispenser always has Sour Patch Kids, never Mike & Ikes
• Cure for rabies
• Not get lost during a journal club
• Not be scared of Doc Whitecastle

Quite mysteriously, the RAs came back from our lunch break and discovered the board changed. We were no longer scared of Whitecastle but wished to "Not be scared of the dark." Interestingly enough, too, it was all in Whitecastle's handwriting- how all this was changed by itself... sounds like a Christmas miracle to me.

Also miraculous: the amount of sweets I had today. Dark chocolate. Fudge. Peanut butter fudge. Sour worm gummies. Donut. Cheesecake. Underservedly-fancy-gum-drop. Blueberry mini muffin. Chinese egg custard. But it's OK, folks. I had a banana for breakfast.