If I Miss My Flight...

It's totally because I'm writing this post. Yesterday, Sister Claire stopped by the cubicle, leaned in all mysterious, and asked, "Have you seen any Halloween candy?" And we realized that not a single person brought in their kids' loot to share. We have more kids here than we have fingers, people. Yet somehow, no one thought to prevent their offspring from dental caries by bringing their candies into work. It's an outrage. And exactly why I'm taking the rest of the week off. There'd better be candies when I get back.