Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Reason #8 Why I Should Not Go to Med School

Moi: … and CAD or whatever that is.

Sister Claire: CAD-- cardiovascular disease.

Moi: No, cardiovascular artery disease?

Sister Claire: Right, artery, that's it.

Moi: Wait, it says here it's coronary artery disease.


(later, discussing the talk "55-Year Old Man with Weakness")

Sister Claire: I'm guessing it's RA (rheumatoid arthritis).

Moi: Really?  I would've gone with lupus (if it's good enough for House…).

Sister Claire: Or maybe he's always been weak and just didn't notice until now.

The world should thank us for not being doctors.

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