Just a Jump to the Left

Boys and Girls, turn on your TiVos and DVRs (or VCR if you've got them) and tune into the Discovery Channels "Time Warp," which starts next week. And when you see an episode later down the line in which a guy gets shot with blanks or another has a chair break over his back or people fall or something, remember that I made it all possible by giving two guys a couch to crash on for a night (they're friends of my brothers, and one found a bed with someone to sleep on, but that wasn't part of the original plan...). Granted, all I could offer was 1 sleeping bag, 2 thin blankets, a pink Hello Kitty pillow (not mine!), and a section of the couch each, but I'd still like it to be noted that that was my gesture of the kindness for the week. Tomorrow, I can go back to kicking pigeons in the face.