Lump of Coal

On getting new batteries for my watch…

Moi: You could just get me a new watch, you know.  My birthday is in December.

Mother: We could try getting you new parents.


I took an ibuprofen from the kitchen area at work…

Sister Claire: Are you OK?

Moi: I think so, my head just started hurting but I'll be fine.

Ms. MS: I hope it's not West Nile.

Moi: What?  I'm too young to die.

Sister Claire: Not really, no.