A Transcript of My Mother's Conversation with a Rabbit in Our Backyard as She is Chopping Food in Our Kitchen

Bam Bam, you have to move. Move. Like that rabbit in Bambi, isn't its name Bam Bam? Don't you know that we have hawks here. You have to move...

Stupid rabbit. Move. Get out of our yard. People will eat you if you don't learn how to move. (Switching to English now) Move, move, Bam Bam...

We have coyotes, too. Rabbits should hope, Bam Bam. Jump! They sell rabbit at the grocery store. That's what happens when you don't move.

How are you such a lazy rabbit? Are you made out of plastic? (Taps window) Are rabbits hard of hearing?