Frustrated with lots of stuff today, I came up with a brilliant solution for it all: getting a kid so I can have someone to yell at. I'm surprised that I didn't think of this sooner. I realized that the Chain of Screaming ends with me from many different sources and thus to remedy that, I must get a small child that cannot talk back. Yes, I must produce a mute child or at least a very slow learner. It's the only way to vent. Jen suggested being a boot camp instructor but that seems like a path of many resistance. Training myself physically and then quitting my minimum wage job just to take on another one at a boot camp... it all seems like a lot of work when I can just have a kid. The timing is right and everything.
On My Good Side This Week: Pork. The weather. Google.
On My Bad Side: Vowels and other low score letters. Insurance companies. Citations.
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