Do Not Try This At Home

Earlier today, my car got hit by a truck and tonight, I helped my parents move their bed. They got a new one, so the old one went to the guest room and the guest room bed went downstairs to be given away. (I just squished a bug with my fingers, but when I went to flick it off of my fingers, I couldn't find it. Where did you go, bug?) All very complicated. In the midst of it though, my parents' old mattress was stripped and laid on the floor for about half an hour- perfect time for me to hop on and jump. Jump. Then jump some more. Until bursts of pain shot through my neck. Turns out, mattress jumping exacerbates neck sprain. Now we know.