Pie in the Sky

Dusty has recommended that I learn humility. Nonsense. Humility is for the losers and Pauls of this world. Plus, NiceDoc told me on Friday that he recently lost his two-week old phone and had to get another one. So I like the company I keep. (We'll ignore the part about how "company" means that he's my boss's boss and that he has more degrees than I have years of work experience.) And last night, I totally schooled my opponents in Monopoly. So what if one was still in middle school, he asked for it. And so what if Amy pointed out that I buttoned my jacket all wrong tonight. I'm on a hot streak. Maybe I'll try humility sometime when I'm not being completely awesome.