Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Shakers and Movers

Dear Whole Wheat Bagels:
Stop moving my bowels. They're fine as they are.

Cheers,

More than Regular

(Are toilet anecdotes one of those things I have to give up for growing up? Should I be concerned that employers could see this?)

BTW, supposed to give a shout out to the beautiful Priscilla. Hi, Priscilla.

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