Some guy named 'duke' commented regarding Tommy Severo. Apparently, he went to WA, too. Good for you, duke? Thanks for that extra tidbit? I also went to high school with him (and thought I made that clear) and also think he acts the same?
Moving on, some more Dear Applicant letters...
Dear Whiz Applicant,
I was impressed by your "familiarity with fax and copy machines." However, you failed to say anything about the microwave-- is that within your capabilities?
Dear Monolingual Applicant,
For the last time, neither Advance French nor Fluent Russian are languages. And telling me that you have experience communicating (in English) with people who don't speak English does not impress me. It just makes me angry.
Dear Applicant Who Worked For a PBS Cooking Show and Had a Short Rib Recipe Published in a Magazine and Likes Board Games and Knows Her Wine,
I can't give you a job but can you be my best friend? Please?
Sincerely,
Your Rocking Recruiter
1 comment:
Yup. Class of 2002. I refuse to watch the show actually. Growing up 3 houses down from him I know his personality too well.
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