Monday, November 05, 2007

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The Sh*tty Things that I Do:

I never flush when I use public bathrooms. 

When friends ask if they look fat, I always hesitate before saying, "no... ?" 

As a child, I kicked a puppy to see if it still feels that warm and soft meeting my foot at a high velocity.  It felt warm, but not soft.  I also shoplift to get caught so I can blame it on the maid.

I don't like deaf people.  Or international students.

Out of laziness, I 'accidentally' hang up on patients that call into the office.

I play Sesame and Gak's confidence against each other.

I make up lies about stuff that I do so I don't have to reveal anything about myself.

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