The Sh*tty Things that I Do:
I never flush when I use public bathrooms.
When friends ask if they look fat, I always hesitate before saying, "no... ?"
As a child, I kicked a puppy to see if it still feels that warm and soft meeting my foot at a high velocity. It felt warm, but not soft. I also shoplift to get caught so I can blame it on the maid.
I don't like deaf people. Or international students.
Out of laziness, I 'accidentally' hang up on patients that call into the office.
I play Sesame and Gak's confidence against each other.
I make up lies about stuff that I do so I don't have to reveal anything about myself.
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