Three People I Should Really Be Emailing

RE: Maria.  It was wonderful bumping into you for two seconds.  You looked nice.  And very smart with those glasses.

RE: Lucy.  Ironically, I'll be up in Maine next weekend.  The weekend after is cool.  Or whenever else.

RE: Gak.  You are sketchy.  I miss being with people I have given nicknames to.  Not to sound self-important, but you can find out about the penis wine story by search the term in this blog.  Or I could tell you the full story when I see you next weekend.  I don't actually remember what I wrote about the event, but I do remember chronicling it.  I cannot believe I that story did not come up once in any of our conversations last year.  We could have used that story many times.