Some things I've been forgetting to share, humorless bullet form:
- Went to a restaurant yesterday whose bathroom had a sign that read "Sorry, we're closed on Mondays," because their restroom, much like churches and museums, apparently get a lot of wear over the weekend.
- Bringing new urgency to the subject of salvation, last weekend, at the Chinese church in Portland, it was discovered minutes before service that it was communion Sunday. And the lady in charge had forgotten communion. So her daughter had to drive home in a jiff, grab the tablecloths, matzo, and grape juice, then rush back to church to prep everything while the worship leader stalled. Sort of wish I had witnessed that instead of visit the Bo'.
- The first two weeks of work, I had 0 paper cuts. Last week I had two. And today I had three and a half. At this exponential rate I'm going, I don't expect to have any fingers left by year's end, but a giant bloody stump.
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