1. The pop quizzes on health and safety (including questions like "True or false, do you know where the MSDS sheets are located in your department? Questions whose answers we were told were true).
2. The thrilling video on infection risks.
3. The realization that pigeons smell like dog poop.
Runners up:
The good five minutes the security officer spent discussing code pink, including the line, "We all know what an infant looks like, it's not like a ten year old boy at all."
The orientation facilitator, on chain letters: "I did it once and nothing happened... (someone in the audience speaks up)... well, yes, I got pregnant, that I did."
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