Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Lost in Translation

Dear Sneezing People in the Buffet Line:

I cannot believe that I actually have to address not just one person, but people. Have you no decency? No, you do not chuckle about it, no you do not pretend that nothing happened, and no you do not keep scooping that tofu dessert I was eyeing. Step away from the food, cover your mouths, and say 'excuse me!'

No Blessings from,

Outraged but Conflicted about My Love for Buffet Line Tofu Dessert

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