Monday, May 28, 2007

Thicker than Water

... but thinner than a five dollar bill.

Moi: ... yeah, she's having a graduation party. That's how you make money- throwing those parties.

Mother: Really? Should we throw one, too?

Moi: But our relatives are all on the west coast and our family friends...

Father: ... will not give you any money.

Moi: That's right. Do my aunts and uncles even know that I've graduated?

Mother: Probably not. That's too bad that no one will give you money.

It really is indeed.

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