Side Note

Dusters:
I'm trading one BP alum for another and bumping you off the sidelines. Those mad paint skillz are simply too amazing. The Midwest hasn't been so impressive lately. You may work your way back, pending good behavior.

All Others:
Apparently, my subconscious thinks it's funny to watch me freak out. It's been having a blast making that happen this week. Twice this week now, I have marched throughout campus in absolute panic, looking for misplaced items. On Wednesday, it was the hat that was in my hood. Today, it was the cellphone in my chest pocket. Both times, I invested about twenty minutes into climbing stairs and some frantic retracing of steps, and both times, I found my items when I gave up in resignation, only to discover them on my person the whole time. It's not funny, Mind! I do not have time for your antics.