A Better Way

A giant packet came in the mail yesterday, bringing great distress to all hp students. In the packet were instructions on formatting ourtheses and a deadline for submitting the titles of our projects.

What titles? We asked each other. I don't even know what I'm arguing. I have neither introduction, analysis, nor conclusion. If I had known it was so much work, I wouldn't have signed up for this. We said to one another. I don't want to finish my hp.

Moi: Hp? Is that what the cool kids are calling it now?

Sonia: It sounds better than honors project, much less pretentious.

Moi: I thought pretention was the reason we were doing this.