Dear Mad Hatter,
I am so sorry that you lost your hat. And I thank you for replying to our digest entry about a hat we'd found in our apartment. I could see how you put two and two together and realized thought that your lost hat may be our found hat, but before you start accusing us for harboring your hat, let me ask you something. Didn't we specify that it was found in our apartment? Don't you need to have been in our apartment to leave your hat here? Perhaps you needed to at least know one of the three of us for your hat to have ended up here, half a mile outside of campus? Just some basic details to think about. Because we have no idea who you are. So stop trying to claim the lost hat that's not yours. You're sort of silly.
Yours truly,
Aunt Hattie
PS: Is it wrong if I've kept an empty bottle of shampoo in the shower for a week now, just so my roommates wouldn't notice that I had no shampoo left and was secretly using theirs? Is that so wrong? Hello, Roommate reading this. Now you know!
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RE: your postscript:
I've done the same thing with body wash.
However (oh how hypocritical of me...), please stop using mine if you've been using it - it's pretty expensive shit that is supposed to be re-moisturizing my dried-up scalp. I really don't want to have to buy more of it (and I don't know where I'd get it, as the woman who cut my hair gave it to me...). Thanks.
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