Mother just told me to fetch the phone for her. And I did. She wanted to tell Neighbor George to send his sons over to pick up some dumplings for their family.
Initial reaction: I thought, "Awn, that's adorable, sharing with our neighbors on Christmas morning."
Second reaction: Then it came to me, Mother has yet to feed me this morning, what's she doing giving away perfectly good food to George's children?"
Third Reaction: Tackled the boys as they crossed the street. Took the dumplings and scarfed them down. The boys survived. The dumplings didn't.
Do not mess with my hunger. Merry Christmas.
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