Darkness Rising

Light Fixture Update: There seems to be an apparent dearth of qualified electricians or a glut of electrical problems in the state. We may perhaps be on the verge of a total electrical meltdown, with our noble electricians, those quiet and skilled laborer diligently working around the clock, and not even be aware of it. The building manager said that the electrician won't come by until Tuesday morning. Tuesday. As in the day after finals. Marvelous. Where, I demand to know, have all of our electricians gone!? What dark secret is the energy industry hiding this time!? I just want to study at my desk.