For Body and Bobby

Body:
Look, buddy, I know you're not very bright 'cause I've pretty much got all the brain power, but I will try to use little words to explain. I need you to work with me. In two days, you can get all the sleep you want, plus turkey, stuffing, and I'm sure some other amazing things. We'll even go out for sushi. But you need to work with me here. Until Tuesday afternoon, we cannot have any sore muscles and fatigue, ok? I pretty much need to go the next day and a half without sleeping. I promise it'll be worth it. Do you understand delayed gratification? In a couple of days, you can sleep anywhere you want, in the car, on the couch, the futon, the bed, for as long as you want. I'll even let you just sit and watch TV. But you've got to stay strong, buddy. You do not sleep until told to. And I don't want to hear your whining again, none of that "Oh no, Big Mean Mind is bossing me around," ok? I'm doing this for your own good. Do you want to be working on your feet, doing heavy lifting, scrubbing floors, and working back-breaking minumum wage jobs for the rest of your life? That's right, didn't think so. I wouldn't mind you know, I would get a break. But this is for your own good. I always look out for you.

-Mind