It's been too long since we've had any direct mention of professors. They've been on such good behavior lately. And I have been so un-awkard. Here, finally, some recent highlights of the Band Man.
(In our junior and senior seminar, setting up a meeting time with the Band Man.)
Band Man: I'm free all day on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and on Fridays.
Moi: That's a lot of free time.
Band Man: Well, yeah, I don't really do much. I've got a wet bar set up behind my desk and I just start drinking at noon. All by myself.
(Trying to find a spot at lunch)
Band Man: I try to sit as far from students as possible.
Moi: In the student dining hall?
Band Man: Yeah...
(Regarding our readings on tax reform...)
Band Man: What'd you guys think of the readings?
Class: (Lots of groans and mumbles)
Band Man: I apologize for assigning that. I don't know what I was thinking. The first time I read it, I thought it was ok, but going back this week, reading it gave me a rash.
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