The Mask

So Creeps and Kate were contemplating stealing shoes from the shoe drive for shoeless children for their Halloween costume...

Creeps: What're you going to be for Halloween?

Moi: I don't know if I'm going to be anything. Maybe a ninja.

Kate: An Asian being a ninja, like no one has ever thought of that before.

Moi: But it's so expected that it's unexpected.

Creeps: That's right. I like that.

Moi: It was either that or go as kid who's really good at math.

Creeps: Spelling bee champ.

Kate: Poindexter.

Moi: It's mainly because instead of writing my paper, I found this website that teaches you how to make a mask out of a t-shirt.
Like this:














Creeps: What's so hard about that? You just cut a-

Moi: Without cutting the t-shirt.

Creeps: Oh!? I'm intrigued.

Moi: Yeah, it's a great mask for a ninja. Or a Muslim woman. I haven't decided.

Kate: Or both. A ninja under cover as a Muslim woman.