At the science library, trying to check out a book on longitudes because Walty said so...
Librarian 1: It says here that this book is reserved by Professor Battle for 2000.
Moi: Does that mean we have to duke it out for the book?
Librarian 1: Yes, it does. You have to settle this with a fight.
Moi: Will there be mud involved?
Librarian 2: Well, we usually meet on Saturday afternoons in the back. It's a surprise medium every week, so sometimes it's mud, but it could also be jello or spaghetti sauce.
I love smart mouth librarian kids.
Later in the evening, at the BCF "speed dating" event, Tim is sitting there with two freshmen girls hanging on to almost all of his words...
Moi: So you guys are listening to Tim's advice on econ classes? That's so cute.
Tim: I'm probably the wrong person to ask.
Freshman Girl: What? You're interested in law enforcement? Like a cop?
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